January 26, 2006
Two words that should never be used together.
I’ve recently discovered Iron Chef, which puts me several years behind the rest of the world. Why do they give these people an ice cream machine? They’re only going to put bacon in it.
And this is how we can tell the difference between the American and the Japanese show. In Japan, they put octopus in the ice cream machine.
Of course, they also decapitated a live octopus, then beat it to death with a daikon radish. If I downloaded something like this from the internet, it would be considered porn. But on the food channel? It’s cuisine.